Zombie Cow's Forum Rules

This Forum has been set up to help further the Community of the players on the Zombie Cow server. We expect you to follow these simple rules. All members who contribute to this community are Zombie Cow's, and forge lasting friendships on a common bond of Cow'isms. So before you read these rules, ask yourself if you really want to be a part of this? If so, read on. If not, press ALT+F4 on your keyboard.

Our Simple Rules that you can bet on:
1) Put your post in the right place! Look around first to be sure you are posting in the right spot. If you put your post in the wrong place, we'll move it on you and PM you with a link.
2) Sexual posts strictly prohibited.
3) Any form of Sexual Advance, or post containing violent anger towards another Community Member, will result in punishment.
4) Advertising of other sites, and user signatures that lead to other sites, are not allowed - unless pre-approved by an admin first.
5) Pies are good, and are your friend. Cakes are bad.
6) Some posts you can not see, because you don't have permissions to the Admin forums. Discussion about anything that goes on, in the Admin Forums, is strictly prohibited and only to be discussed by those that we have allowed in the Admin Forums.
7) Blame everything on Krebs.
8) Anything posted in this specific Topic in the forum - will eventually be removed.
9) Have FUN!!!!! That's what we are here for!

If you can't follow these very basic rules, then just leave already!!!! As you see I/we all have a sense of humor. So use yours! Or you can go Google up the nearest bridge, and jump off of it.

Hmmmm....This is a deep and challenging topic, perhaps to be moved to another thread. Even with my mastery of the art of pie eating, I have yet to even scratch the surface (crust.)

Until "The Powers" create any pie-related forum rules, (not likely) I'm afraid you'll have to meditate over a number of fresh, quality pies (from the Latin pica.)

Stay away from store-bought or frozen varieties for best awareness enhancement and digestion.
Utensils are optional, but hand washing is critical before pie-joyment.
Family and friends may join in and can enhance the effects.
Most importantly, NEVER ingest a morang or cream-based filling in the same session with what I call "The Blues and the Reds." i.e. cherry, blueberry, etc. This will induce a serious, mind-altering spiritual event that may cause permanent psychological injury. Trust me on this one!

A good pie day to you, sir!

Better stick to the rules

Hmm. I find it somewhat difficult to blame all woe on my good friend Krebs, but if I must then I shall.
Pies. Pies. Pies. Pies. Pies. Where was I again? Oh yes... PIES R UR ALLIEZ!
And #3... giggity XD